She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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