so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
my poor anus
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
Randomize
