Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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