i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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