Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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