My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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