Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Randomize
