You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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