he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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