I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
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