Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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