So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
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