He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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