He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
It's like God shit irony all over that family
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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