yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
Randomize
