I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
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