I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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