Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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