I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
No stitches, just platelets and will power
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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