I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
I looked at my own cervix.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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