i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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