so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
