im gay
i know
yea but for you.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Randomize
