Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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