You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
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