But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
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