Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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