I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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