ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
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