Apparently you make a good broom.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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