She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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