Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
True strength comes from lack of pants
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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