thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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