you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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