U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
I will be naked everywhere
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
Randomize
