my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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