OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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