So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
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