Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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