are you still at the devil's house?
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I think your dad took our porno
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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