By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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