So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
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