No, you can still breathe under the balls.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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