I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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