I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
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