Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
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