Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
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