in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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