im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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