Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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