I looked at my own cervix.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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