I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
I think I died a long time ago.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
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