There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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