I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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