Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Ketchup is God's man juice
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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