So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
Randomize
