just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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