This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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